The Office Gift Guide

 

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Hi friends! I have always wanted to do this gift guide … haha! It’s a gift guide for The Office fans!

I’m sure you have a friend or two who, like me, watches The Office on rotation at LEAST one time every year. It’s a cult!

Which gift is your favorite? I definitely appreciate the passion behind number two and the one I would be the most excited to receive is probably number three or five or 10.

Oh! And comment your favorite The Office quote!! It’s hard to choose, but I’m going to go with “You never had pad thai.” Always makes me die laughing. xx – Elsie

  • You just saved me so much time shopping for my husband! We’re in the middle of our yearly office binge right now.

  • AMAZING. Thank you for this gift guide I never knew I needed.

    “I’m not superstitious… but I am a little stitious.”

  • “It’s purely carnal and that’s all you need to know.”

    But really, anything from “Dinner Party” which is hands down our most favoritist episode.

    “That one night… you made everything all right. (riiiiiight)”

  • My absolute FAVORITE line is when Andy is doing accents and Kevin says, “okay now do the Swedish Chef!” Andy says, “I’m not familiar, what province is he from?” and Kevin says “He lives on Sesame Street dumbass.”

    Nothing on the show makes me laugh as hard as that one.

  • “Question. Which bear is better? The black bear. Bears. Beets. Battle star galactica.”

  • ahhhh i love this so much! there are so many good quotes but i think i have to go with “bears. beets. battlestar galactica.”😂

  • This is so epic!!!

    I have too many favorites, all from Michael Scott. “It’s just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour.”

  • I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with 645 dollars, you are literally a king.

  • This is so rad. I have way too many favorite quotes but really anything from “Stress Relief”. That is the best episode ever in my opinion. SAVE BANDIT!

  • OMG I rotate through The Office and Parks and Rec at least 2-3 times a year. I don’t sit and watch every episode, but it’s always on in the background. Besides, I don’t even have to watch it….I can picture every scene as it’s happening!

  • Omg this is my favorite post of yours, lol. The Office is always playing in our home, and we’re reaching close to our 20th time through. We’re a little overboard.

    Too hard to choose a quote, so one of my favorite holiday quotes is: “Nobody hug me; I’m covered in tree sap.” “Why would anyone hug you?”

  • I am dying over this…. so obsessed!!! Absolutely in love with The Office and even have a “world’s best boss” mug tattooed on my ankle!

    Also… My husband and I just took a road trip to Scranton, PA this past September for our first anniversary!! Check out all the ACTUAL sights from the show we got to see!: https://auburnartisan.wordpress.com/2018/09/30/road-trippin-the-office-themed/

    As for my favorite quote… Gosh, I have soooo many! So here are a few of my favorites!:
    “There is such a thing as good grief, just ask Charley Brown”
    “Holly, you and I are soup snakes. The … and the reason is… because… in terms of the soup, we like to- that doesn’t make any sense. We’re soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.”
    “I’m pretty sure she’s baked on a professional level”
    “Oh how the turn tables”
    “Snip-snap, snip-snap, snip-snap! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies has on a person!”

    ^Okay, it looks like all my favorite quotes are from Michael Scott… but he really is my soup snake!

  • LOVE this collection! I wish someone would buy me all of them! I so want the Schrute Farms B&B sweatshirt and the Dunder Mifflin mug! Maybe I need to get myself a few gifts this year!
    As for fav quotes, all of the above-mentioned ones! I also love all of the side glances, smirks, and eye rolls directly to the camera!
    Plus,
    “One day Micheal came in and complained about a speedbump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then?”
    “Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”
    and, of course, the BEST ever that has permeated my entire family, “That’s what she said!”

  • “She’ll do. She’ll do just fine”. (Will Ferrell referring to the Scranton Branch). This one makes it into regular conversation between me and my husband.
    Also “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” I can just picture Michael Scott.
    Sigh..what a great thread…

  • “This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”

  • Do you follow Pam and Angela on Instagram? They were doing a short time shop of “the finer things” and then “party planning committee” merch!! I wanted all of it!

    So awful but I still Love when Michael harasses Kelly saying “do you want me cookie cookie?” That show was so amazing! Miss it!

  • My brother is the person I know who is constantly rotating through The Office. It’s probably my favourite tv show of all time.

    Got to love that scene where Michael shows up late to Pam’s art show. “Wow, you did these? Freehand?! My god, these could be tracings.”

  • The Office is almost always running in the background at my house when my husband travels for work. Gotta have all my Dunder Mifflin buds to keep me company! My favorite “quote”/scene is when Kelly tells Ryan “I’m pregnant” and then the camera cuts to her in the interview room shaking her head like “Not true.” LOL hahaha she kills me

  • This is amazing! My husband’s proudest moment was when he randomly had to go to Scranton for work a few years ago. Can’t wait to get him something from this guide. My favourie quote is Michael giving his speech at Phyliss’s wedding: “To quote The Princess Bride, ‘mawiage…’ “.

  • “If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice”

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